Friday, August 28, 2009

Rob Zombie's Blob (2010-2011)



While Rob Zombie has both Werewolf Women of The SS and T-Rex on deck as his next films, he's decided to take on yet another project. This one is another remake but this time it will be it's third time being remade. I understand the original's camp factor is begging for a remake but the 1988 remake was enough. It was a contemporary remake and was it's own film, similar to the first Invasion of The Body Snatchers remake. Also like Body Snatchers I don't know if the third film will measure up to the first two. I like Zombie but usually only when he's sticking to his own material. He's a rare talent and I hope he doesn't get stuck making horror remakes for the rest of his directing career. I would expect him to be remaking Carpenter films rather than B-movie classics.

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Friday, August 21, 2009

District 9

Alien Apartheid

It took until the doldrums of the late-August dumping grounds for the best movie of the summer, if not the year--made for a paltry $30 million and starring zero-name to non-professional South African actors--to creep in under the radar and absolutely embarrass/destroy the bloated glut of thoughtless, joyless, CGI chumsicles currently clogging the multiplexes. Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience may have been the smartest movie I've seen this year, but Neill Blomkamp's District 9 is definitely the most fun. However, this does not imply that amidst the glorious, instantaneous splatter produced by alien hardware shooting rich arcs of electricity at Nigerian voodoo gangs and corporate death squads, that the film is merely a spectacle or a good time. Far from it, Blomkamp has created a movie that manages to be a more genuinely moving and dare I say, compassionate take on the process of dehumanization than dozens of other more serious films. District 9 is a film about man's inhumanity to man, but like the best horror/sci-fi it simply substitutes the new flesh of the zombie, cyborg, or alien for a situation or socio-political dynamic common to our species that already exists all-over our lonely, fractured planet.

By now I'm sure we're all familiar with the plot details: thirty years ago a massive alien monolith/mothership appears over the city of Johannesburg, South Africa. Coming neither in peace nor for conquest, the floating city merely hovers ominously in mid-air, and here Blomkamp references the sci-fi canon to great effect, peppering the film with sly quotes from other classics. The mothership brings to mind the city-destroying saucers of Independence Day and V, but this city above a city is not the director winking at his fellow geeks, but rather the conscious referencing of the common sci-fi trope, that a more technologically advanced civilization is always to be feared. After all, throughout our own history, those civilizations that were able to master guns, germs, and steel invariably dominated and enslaved those that hadn't. The arrival of the first, fully-armored conquistador on horseback was almost surely as alien, and not to mention apocalyptic, to the Aztec empire as any flying saucer would be to our own society. However, when us humans finally decide to pop open this massive tin can in the sky, what they find is not an onslaught of overpowering alien marauders, but rather a scene more reminiscent of the liberation of Dachau or Auschwitz, as they find a million or so hideous and emaciated life-forms living in their own filth.! The fi lm is a disturbing take on the shop-worn line, "take us to your leaders." Indeed we do, and what they decide is to cram them into a massive concentration camp.

The aliens, referred throughout the film by the Kaffir-like slur of "Prawns", adapt to life in "District 9" living in shacks, sifting through garbage, eating the occasional hog-head, and developing a junkie like addiction to cat food. Their grotesque appearance--a slender, lanky crustacean-cockroach hybrid--and utterly degraded state of existence test the limits of our empathy towards a form of life so well, alien. We hear many of the same things about the Prawns as we do about so many other troubling groups of people or "others" scraping the bottom of the social barrel: they breed out of control, decent, normal people must pay for their welfare, they're violent, they're animals, child-like and most of all accustomed to a firm hand above reason or cooperation. Can't someone just do something about them? The Prawn, far from displacing the racial politics of contemporary South Africa, falls right into place at the basement of the hierarchy. A film less attuned to the reality of how oppression affects human beings would have had the impoverished South African blacks forming some kind of solidarity with their alien brothers, but District 9 has no such pretensions, instead showing that the arrival of the Prawn gives even the poorest, slum-dweller a! whole n ew class of beings, below even them, to exploit for fun and profit.

For all its rich subtext and imagination, the success of District 9 is due in large part to the brilliant performance of Sharlto Copley--in his first film--as Wikus Van De Merwe, our everyman protagonist. Wikus is a dweebish, office drone in the "Alien Affairs" dept of MNU--multinational united--a private corporation, and surprise, surprise, defense contractor that generously offers to take over the maintenance and security of District 9 from the beleaguered government. The opening scene, an improvised, documentary take of Wikus, accompanied by a merc army of execute-at-will sadists, "evicting" prawns from their hovels in preparation for their "evacuation" to a more secure facility is a chilling sequence, where Copley obscenely mugs for the camera as he pumps himself up and jokes about the squalid conditions that surround him, pretending to be an important and tough man. The whole thing vaguely reminded me of almost every Discovery or Nat Geo host I've ever seen. Copley manages to do the near impossible in a summer-film, which is basically undergo a completely genuine and affecting evolution (in this case a literal one) of character from a totally unsympathetic dork, as Eileen Jones at The Exiled points out, straight out of The Office: South Africa, to a tragic Seth Brundle figure, who loses a humanity it's not certain he even possessed to begin with. Even as circumstances force him into the role of the dreaded "other", Wikus is no more or less selfish--or human--as he was before. By the end and the film's poignant last frame, Wikus may have achieved a form of grace, but by and large no one has learned anything. The humans aren't any more compassionate and the prawns aren't anymore free, there is no real hope, save for that of escape from District Earth.

I don't normally seek to defend movies I consider worthy or important from critical wrong-think and thought-crime, but I just want to highlight something particularly galling that Eileen Jones pointed out in her review, and that would be the complaint of one of Slate.com's stable of "contrarian" flatworms. In short, critic Daniel Engber doesn't like District 9 because of it's "dull, anti-corporate politics." You see Engber is disturbed that corporations have been slandered by so many sci-fi films, which both in film and print, starting with Dick and running through Gibson among others, seem to be troubled by the anti-democratic, anti-human nature of the multi-national conglomerate. As Ms. Jones says, "why oh why, bright bulb Daniel Engber asks, are sci-f! i films so tiresomely fixated on evil corporate overlords running our dystopian future? What could be behind this strange fixation? What could it be? What cooooouuuuld it beeeeeeeeee?" I mean, aliens are one thing, but who could believe a film where a corporation could be complicit in genocide or use a private army to murder, steal and lie at will?

This is pretty standard fare for Slate.com, as their M.O. is usually something like: "Feeling Hungry? Here's Why You're Not" that often involves staking out a position seemingly at odds with their upper-class liberal readership, that for some reason always seems to dovetail with the free-market/reactionary take on most social or economic issues, but I'll just link to these two items from just the past two weeks, and leave it at that.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Coming Soon: The Wolfman



Hooray! A horror film that I actually might want to see! Judging by the trailer the movie looks promising. Great visuals.
Looks like a lot of money went into this picture, plus its release has been pushed back a couple of times. Let's hope it will be worth the wait.
The Wolfman will be released on February 10th, 2010.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Movie Trailers: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

'The Town' Finds A Mad Man

Ahh Ben Affleck, Schofizzy has a special place in his heart for Affleck. Ever since I saw him in Dazed and Confused as Fred O'Bannion, looking to whoop some freshman ass, there hasn't been a film I did not enjoy simply based on the fact Ben Affleck was in it. Yes even the stinkers, like Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Surviving Christmas and the mother of all Gigli. Obvisouly not everyone feels the same as Schofizzy about Affleck, and that's okay. Ben Affleck has kept working and pulling out some decent roles including Hollywoodland, Smokin' Aces, this year's State of Play and although I haven't seen it yet he looks freaking hysterical in Mike Judge's "Extract". Where Affleck has really shown promise is back behind the lense and that brings us the point of this post. Ben Affleck is directing a adaptation of Chuck Hogan's novel "Prince of Thieves" and THR reports that the film titled "The Town" has landed the Jon Hamm of AMC's hit show Mad Men and Rebecca Hall (Vicky Cristina Barcelona) to star along with Ben Affleck in his second attempt at directing. Read more about "The Town" below...

The original novel by Chuck Hogan followed four masked thieves and friends from the tough streets of Charlestown Massachusetts who decide to rob a Boston bank at gunpoint. The group takes the Holding bank manager Claire Keesey hostage and cleans out the entire vault. One of the gunmen, Doug MacRay, didn't plan on falling hard for Claire. The career thieve decides to track her down without his mask & gun and their mutual attraction becomes undeniable. With a tenacious FBI agent following his every move Doug imagines a life away from his gritty, dangerous work. A life centered around Claire. But before that can happen, Doug and his crew learn that there may be a way to rob Boston's venerable baseball stadium, Fenway Park. Risky yet utterly irresistible, it would be the perfect heist to end his criminal career and begin a new life. But, as it turns out, pursuing Claire may be the most dangerous act of all.

Matt Reilly and Jesse Ehrman will produce "The Town" for Warner Brothers. Affleck worked with Chuck Hogan and Peter Craig on the script and plan to begin shooting by September in Boston. Ben Affleck will star as Doug MacRay, the masked gunman who falls for the bank manager. Jon Hamm will play the tenacious FBI agent who is hunting down Ben Affleck and Rebecca Hall will play Claire Keesey, the bank manager who finds herself in love with the wrong man. Both Hamm and Hall are strong choices for the film, while also being very refreshing. Hamm is a solid up and coming actor who has had a nice running on AMC's Mad Men and also a few episodes on NBC's 30 Rock. Seeing him as a headstrong FBI agent chasing down Affleck and his gang should make for a good film. Hall who was stunning in both The Prestige as Bale's wife and in last year's Vicky Cristina Barcelona with Javier Bardem should prove to be a wonderful fit as the love interest to Affleck.! More ne ws on "The Town" as it develops...

What say you? Does another Boston based Affleck directed film sound like a good thing? Strikeback...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Sam Raimi Takes Helm Of Live-Action 'World Of Warcraft' Film

Where do we even start with this one? Wow, what!? Has Sam Raimi given up or is that we've now officially given up on him?

The filmmaker, adored for his inventive and and bloody, "Evil Dead" serious (but seriously, what have you done for us lately?*) has signed on to helm the live-action adaptation of the popular action-fantasy MMORPG video game "World Of Warcraft." The director will supervise development of "Warcraft" and shoot the picture after he completes work on "Spider-Man 4," which begins February next year.

The film will center on the epic conflict between the Horde and the Alliance (translation anyone? It sort of looks like "Lord Of The Rings," with crazy futuristic weapons and that gauzy, fey "Final Fantasy" look that some games are so found of). Raimi further noted: "At its core, 'Warcraft' is a fantastic, action-packed story." Wow, so what you're saying is that there's a lot of depth there, huh?

The project will see Raimi team with producer Charles Roven whose name is constantly brought back to his involvement with "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" as if that mean something about his other projects. Inspired ! move? Or the final straw that puts Raimi directly into the, "we no longer care" territory? Nerds and man-childs will surely rejoice at this news, but the "Spider-Man," films were already becoming increasingly soulless, gimmicky video games more concerned with impressing you by zipping around the city via web slinging than telling an actual story we were hoping for something much more. Wake us when this guy attempts to make a serious picture again.

*The antiquated sitcom horror, "Drag Me To Hell," doesn't count.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.Part humor and part horror with a healthy dose of hormones,


It's been eight years since Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint first hopped on the Hogwarts Express, and the three have done little else since.Now that the ride will soon come to an end, the cast is trying to fathom a life without the Harry Potter films -- an understandable difficulty, considering that they've grown up along with their characters.

The other item showing its age is the storyline of the sixth installment, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." Part humor and part horror with a healthy dose of hormones, "Half-Blood Prince" is clearly more attuned for an audience who, like the cast, are no longer in grade school.

"On the one hand, we have all this light romance and snogging, and on the other hand, people are getting killed, and bridges are being blown up," director David Yates said. Heavy stuff, certainly, but it's a challenge on par with the stars' blossoming careers. Hear, see and read how the characters have grown.
One can only imagine that by now, the Potter series feels like home to Daniel Radcliffe, who landed the title role at 11 after playing supporting roles in the BBC's "David Copperfield" and the 2001 film "The Tailor in Panama."Without it to be honest, I don't know what I would've done," said Radcliffe, who turns 20 on July 23. "I had 'Copperfield,' but at that point I wasn't even dreaming about actin being a career then."

Since then, Radcliffe has grown into international stardom, rep! ortedly earning $25 million per Potter film. Indeed, the actor has gotten raves away from the movie theater: In London and on Broadway, Radcliffe took on the role of Alan Strang, the mentally disturbed stable boy in Peter Shaffer's "Equus," which required him to strip naked in the play's final scene.Radcliffe has also taken on roles in "December Boys" and the TV movie "My Boy Jack," and he is eager to keep at it long after the Potter series wraps.

So what about directing, then? Only time will tell, Radcliffe said.

"For now, I want to keep acting," the actor said. "I don't think I know enough about the technical sides yet to even consider directing. It would be something that I'm interested in, but it would be a long, long way off."As for Watson, when she's not occupied with filming, she can be found in the pages of fashion magazines -- including the advertisements.

Having landed covers for both Teen Vogue and the UK version of Elle within the past few months, it's no wonder that the 19-year-old was chosen to be the face of Burberry's autumn line. Going from tween wizard to fashion icon is quite a leap, but it's one that appears to fit Watson well; how many other Hogwarts students can count Karl Lagerfeld among their friends?

Like her co-star Rupert Grint (Ron), Watson didn't have any acting experience when she auditioned for "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" at age 9. She managed to beat out thousands of other girls for the role of Hermione, a part she's said was "life or death" for her.

Now that the series is close to its end, the actress is eager to try new things.

"I would've told myself not to take it so seriously and to try to have as much fun as you can," Watson said she would've advised her younger self.But similar to her Potter character, Hermione, Watson is eager to hit the books after the series concludes. The actress confirmed that she plans to start college in the United States this fall.

For Grint, the future is a bit more unclear.

"I d! on't kno w what I'm going to be doing, really," the actor told the Los Angeles Times. "I'm going to miss it, I think, because I've been doing this my whole life."Despite his start as an unknown -- Grint reportedly submitted hip-hop lyrics describing his character to snag the part of Ron Weasley -- he's arguably been the most adventurous of his co-stars, having played opposite Paul Giamatti in the 2002 family comedy "Thunderpants" and starring in 2009's sexually charged thriller "Cherrybomb."

His third film outside the Potter series will be the indie "Wild Target," co-starring another British sensation, Emily Blunt. iReport.com: Share your reviews of the latest "Potter"

Whatever their plans, all three have a few years to go before they hang up their magic wands; the last installment of "Harry Potter" is being filmed in two parts, and the final film won't premiere until 2011.

And, Radcliffe said, they've helped each other cope with fame over the years.

He said that on the red carpet, "[the fans are] cheering for a kind of person they see in newspapers and in interviews and in films, and that's a different person to you. You have to keep that -- that persona -- and the person you actually are as separate as you possibly can, and then you will avoid becoming arrogant."

from:www.cnn.com

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